10/6/10

Lord of the Smells

Tenth Grade English required in class book: Lord of The Flies

    We just finished reading this...... *eh-hum* INTERESTING..... book. And as we sit here discussing it I am distracted by the smell. Yes the smell. Old books, mingled with mint (love to know where this one came from), a strange sweet smell, and the smell as though someone brought in a pregnant feral raccoon and rubbed it on every flat surface and then left poor Porkie, this is what I named my imaginary raccoon friend, in the cupboard under the shelf in the back so she could have her babies in "peace". I wish I knew exactly what it was... It's very interesting. I have a feeling it's coming from two rooms over where the other day my New Testament teacher left her window open over the weekend and a cat showed up, climbed in and PEED on EVERYTHING. My teacher then decided to attempt to cover up the smell by bringing in flowers. Not just any flowers either. Huge, smelly flowers. Sickly sweet smelling flowers plus feral cat pee ends up making a class of 13 girls feel very sick and begging you to let them leave class. So teachers please remember don't cover up feral cat pee smell in your room with flowers. Your class will thank you.

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